Here are 20 reasons why you’re better off with a guitar than a woman.

1. A guitar has a volume knob - and it can be turned all the way down
2. If you break a guitar’s G-string, it only costs $1.00 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. A guitar can be unplugged
5. You can play your Guitar any time of the month
6. You can share your Guitar with your friends
7. Guitars don’t care if you buy Guitar magazines
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You don’t have to take a shower before you play your Guitar
10. You can return a guitar if you don’t like it
11. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar’s back, it’s unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It’s good to have a guitar that’s stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed
18. You can never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp
19. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke
20. A guitar does not take half of everything you own when you sell it