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96.3 Rock Radio is giving away free air guitar to all their avid listeners. They have set up a rack outside their office. 100 percent free and no taxes. These air guitars are just in time for the upcoming US Air Guitar competition. You can get your free air guitar strings at Best Buy stores.

Hurry while they last!

When I was growing up I didn’t want to be a doctor or a lawyer like 50 percent of the students in my class. I’ve always wanted to be a great guitar player and if that’s not possible my second choice was to be a mercenary. If all else failed I can always be an underwear model.

Until now, I never thought doing all three was possible.

This picture proves that dreams do come true.

A true guitar hero.

I have recently been in a Southwest Airlines flight but I was unfortunate to be stuck with the regular boring flight attendant. It was pretty annoying how she told me to put my seat back in the upright position in the coldest way possible. Now if she rapped it to me I would’ve totally complied by the Federal regulations.

Dave on the other hand, is a cool flight steward. I can understand that flying to the same cities over and over again in one day can get really boring. This is a great way to energize a bit and make those scared of flying a little more comfortable.

I applaud him for successfully getting a beat from those old folks.

Google seems to think that playing an electric guitar is easier than an acoustic.

I guess I can agree to this to some degree but my opinion does not matter, Google said it.

Whatever Google says we listen without hesitation. Google is king.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to ask Google what I need to wear tonight.

Here are 20 reasons why you’re better off with a guitar than a woman.

1. A guitar has a volume knob - and it can be turned all the way down
2. If you break a guitar’s G-string, it only costs $1.00 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. A guitar can be unplugged
5. You can play your Guitar any time of the month
6. You can share your Guitar with your friends
7. Guitars don’t care if you buy Guitar magazines
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You don’t have to take a shower before you play your Guitar
10. You can return a guitar if you don’t like it
11. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar’s back, it’s unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It’s good to have a guitar that’s stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed
18. You can never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp
19. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke
20. A guitar does not take half of everything you own when you sell it

Who ever thought that Sarah Palin and a piano don’t mix is wrong.

Here is an interview with our beloved Alaskan treasure with a piano accompaniment.

I knew there was something special about Gov. Palin. This must be what she did on the talent portion back when she was a beauty queen.

Thank you Finland for this music video. There really is no words in the English language to describe this video.

Enjoy!

Have you ever had a rock band cancel out on you at the last minute? A handful of Birthdays and Weddings are ruined every year because of no-shows.

This is not a problem if you own a Creative Labs Prodikeys. A few lessons from Mr. Wong and you will reach rock star status in no time. Who needs Aerosmith when you have this amazing product. I want one- and so will you!

Watch the instructional video and learn how to rock and roll-

Mr. Wong is also available for Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

Most people I know (or in the world) play guitars with at least 6 strings. Willy has proven that you don’t need all those extra strings. All you need is one. Which can save you a ton of money over time and help conserve our steel resources.

Happy Thanksgiving to everybody!

Here’s Adam Sandler to sing about the wonder of Thanksgiving.